Things I have seen

Tonight I have seen a fancy dress party kicking out, someone dressed as Darth Vader struggling with his laser sword, bending over and dropping his helmet saying, "Oh shit" in a robotic voice.

Then I was following a red Passat down Fishponds Road (Bristol's red light district) when he slowed and swerved to look at the girls, finally stopping on the corner of the new Barratt development having made his choice.